Strappy and sparkly as all get-out, this ornamental belt features three straps around the waist, radiating from an O-ring at the front. Two vertical straps connect the belt to another set of three straps encircling each leg.

Note that this style does not include clips to attach stockings to, and won't do much to hold up your thigh highs, but that's not really the point. The point is to look badass, which we think it excels at.